Book#1 Part 1 The Meeting of Heroes

The Meeting of The Heroes


One day Pendragon, Aragorn, Harry, Eragon, and Jack were walking around town when they all bumped into each other.

"Whoa, I've read about all of you guys!" Pendragon said.

"Me too!" Aragorn said.

"Ditto."" Harry said.

"Yeah." Eragon said.

"Alright, just shut up and hand over the rum!" Jack said.

"Hey, together we could become Super Heroes!" Pendragon said

"Yeah and have a theme song!" Eragon said

"Alright I've got it: Pendragon beats up dados with a dado wand,
while kicking Saint Danes butt with a button.

Then Aragorn chops up all of enemies and
makes them into wood.

Harry then changes the dark lord into frogs
who end up sitting on Aragorn's logs.

Eragon uses magic and swords to make all his
enemies say owowowowowowow!

Then Jack the best of the 5 is so smart and cool
people think he's dumb but he really just wants
rrrrruuuuummmm!" Jack sang

"O-Kay…" Harry said.

"Can we be villains instead?” Aragorn asks.
"You bet!" Pendragon replied.
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They were all walking down the street when all of a sudden they got teleported to Naboo.

"How is this even possible?" Harry asked.

"Who cares, but I see three guys fighting over there" Aragorn said.

"I know what to do" Jack said.

He then shot the guy with a double-bladed red sword.

"That figures Jack"Aragorn said.

"What?"Jack questioned.

"Always have to kill"Aragorn said

"Wow, thanks." said the guy with a blue sword

"My name is Pi-gan and this is Gobi-One”Pi-gan said,

"We would like to make you 5 honorary Jedi."

"Sweet!" Pendragon said

Pi-gan and Gobi-one then made them official Jedi Knights

"Hey, would you guys like to come with us" Eragon asked

"We would but I needed to die in that fight so now I need to make sure my master joins the dark side so then I can get killed by him and Gobi-One can..."The Cith had gotten back up and stabbed Pi-gan!

"NOOOO!!!!!!!!"Gobi-One screamed

"Well that was over the top lets go"Pendragon said

"Ok." Eragon said.

" Let’s go back to Earth.” Harry said.

"Yeah, I want to go mad with power." Jack said.

"Well what are we waiting for, lets go!" Pendragon said
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Some how without any reasonable or explanational way everyone gets trapped on a cannibal island.

"Why does this always happen to us"Harry said
"Who cares we have to get out of these cages"Pendragon said

They were hanging from these cages that lead down to a bottomless pit.

"Ok we could swing the cages and try to grab the side"Eragon suggested

" Well that sounds good but it seems they do that in too many movies already. Hey where is Jack and Aragorn?"Harry asked

"Well Jack became the leader and they are going to roast , cook and eat him and Aragorn was trying to save us but also got trapped and is standing next to you"Pendragon said

"oh"Harry said

"Yeah how did you miss that?"Aragorn asked

"Hey wait someone is pulling us up"Eragon said

After a while the guy pulls them up and gets them out of the cages.

"Who are you?"Pendragon asked

"Well my name is Dudebrush Threewood I was supposed to be trapped on an ape island but I came across this place instead"

"I knew it"Aragorn said

"Right well we need to save Jack lets go"!Pendragon said
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They all go to the spot where Jack is and 10,000,000 cannibals are in the way of them getting Jack. So like any brave hero would do they walked around the cannibals untied Jack and left somehow without being noticed.

"Well that was lucky"Pendragon said

All of a sudden everything became...anime.

"I don’t like this"Jack said

"Well I was animated but this is too much"Dudebrush said

"Stop right there"it was Noklu from Dragon Ball Z.

"Why?"Harry asked.

"Because other anime people and I have formed a crime fighting group and are going to kill you non-anime people"Noklu said

"Why?"Harry asked again

"Because we want to be the only crime fighting group"Noklu stated

"Why?"Harry asked a third time

"Because we want all the fame and glory"Noklu said

"oh"Harry said

Then out of some poorly drawn woods Garuto, Gopan, Mousea-chu, Chaadrmander, Squishle, and Seedasuar came out.

"Can't we just get along?"Eragon asked

"Well I guess we could-"

"Screw that"Jack said and started to shoot him.

They then had an epic battle which im not allowed to say unless I got 1,000,000,000 meat in donations on Kingdom of Loathing [hint,hint].
Well maybe I'll tell you some.

Jack hit Noklu in the side with a bullet and Noklu got mad and try to use that one attack was the really stupid words ,but it missed ! Mousea-chu then tried to zap everyone with lightning but Eragon absorbed the power and shocked them back. Harder.

Then Garuto threw a shruiken at Aragorn but he blocked it with his sword then he summoned the army of the dead and scared Garuto so bad.....he screamed. Everyone laughed at him and he ran home crying.

If you noticed the pattern here you can probably guess who won.

"Who, Who!!?"Pendragon asked excitedly.

uhh...anyway yeah our team won-

"Wooohooo"

Would you stop anyway well I guess this is the end of this episode.
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Today our heroes our hosting a new member... finder... thingy. The first person to try out was Fender.

"Ok what are your strong points?"Pendragon asked Fender

"Well I can bend pretty well and I can have my arms extend"Fender told him

"Only bending no lifting?"Aragorn asked Fender

"Well no I can't lift but-"

"Next!"Jack yelled

The next person to try out was Peter

"First before we get to the real questions how much do you weigh?"Harry asked Peter

"Well why does it matter?"Peter asked back

"Just wondering...."Harry replied

"What can you do thats special?"Eragon asked
"People call me special"Peter told them

"So you've been in a mental asylum?"Pendragon asked

"Yeah for about 20 minutes"Peter said

"Ok then what’s 2+2?Aragorn asked

"Well uh aghhhhhh!"Peter screamed, and ran and hit the door.

"Umm... let’s not ever talk about this"Jack said

The next person to try out was a Power Ranger-like-Guy, he walked in the room and Jack yelled"Next!"

The next person to try out was Aang.

"How are you special?"Aragorn asked

"Well I'm a master at air moving and I'm good at earth, fire, and water moving"Aang told them

"What does that mean?"Pendragon asked

"It means I can control air, fire, earth, and water"Aang told them.

"Cool?"Harry asked

"Umm...we'll call you"Jack said

Aang then walked out of the room and Jack said"Were not going to call him"

The next person to try out was Slob the Builder.

"This is pointless"Jack said while shooting him.

The next person to try out was a cat.

"What are your strong points?"Eragon asked

"Meow"the cat said

"He said his claws and teeth and that his name is Wiskers"Harry said

"Well he is defiantly the smartest and most useful so welcome to our group, Wiskers!”Pendragon said.
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Our heroes are trying to find the hidden lair of the Telly Fattys or however you spell it. They see something blue run by fast and turn to see...a Telly Fatty !

"Will you be my friend it?"It asks

Its head then rolled away as Eragon decapitated it. Jack threw up.

"It's not that gross, Jack"Harry said

"But it wanted me to be its friend"Jack said while shacking.

"We need to hurry more of them will appear"Pendragon said
"Meow"Wiskers told them

The started to search around when the heard the sounds of thousand of voices going"Be our friends, be our friends"

"No they are coming!"Aragorn screamed

Then 1000s of them started to march towards them. The fought very well but alas there were to many .Then Wiskers said"Meow Meow Meow!" and as soon as he did all the Telly Fattys exploded.

"Woah that was awesome! The bird that flew by was HUGE! Oh and Wiskers killing the Telly Fattys was neat too"Eragon said

Then over the horizon they saw him. Darney. He held a machine gun and said"Love hurts"and started to shoot at our heroes. Luckily he forgot to load it. They then tied a rope around a big tree and put Darney's neck through the noose and Pendragon said "We love you too"as the rope ripped Darney's head off.

"This issue is pretty gory"Harry said

"I noticed that too"Aragorn said

"We're not done yet"Jack said,"I don’t want to rest, much ,until all these stupid shows are killed!"

"Meow!"Wiskers said

And off the went First to kill off Nora the Adventurer

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Later they see her on top of a hill talking to no one saying "Can you find the button...................................................where is it again?................................................ohh there it is"

"Maybe we should put here in a mental asylum"Pendragon said

"But in there she won't die"Harry said

Eragon was about to use a spell to make her head explode when out of no where marched Goswald, Naisy, The people from Little Vizines, The Kangaroo brothers ,Little Dill and Elbo.

"We wont let you kill any more kids show people"Elbo said

"I doubt it"Jack said while shooting all of them. He then went up to Nora and shot her right in the forehead as she was dying she said"Can you find the bullet...................................................where is the......bullet?"

"Die already!"Jack yelled

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They all go back to their apartment and get a letter that says,

Dear Crime Fighting/Fighting everyone group,
We are the real Super Heroes. If you want to continue what you are doing you must defeat us.

Sincerely,
Batman, Spiderman, Superman, Hulkman, Aquaman, and Manman

P.S. You can find us outside your apartment at 10:00

"How do we kill them and who is Manman?"Harry asked

"Stab them"Eragon said

"That works"Pendragon said

"WHO IS MANMAN!!?"Harry demanded

"Shut up Harry"Aragorn said
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Ours heroes go outside their apartment and find all those men.

"Our first fight will be me against Jack"Superman said

"What luck"Jack said"Im glad I use kryptonite bullets"

"Darn"Superman said

The then fought and Jack won right away because of the kyrpitonite bullets.

"He's dead"Jack said

Next is Hulkman vs. Wiskers

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Watch your mouth!"Harry yelled at Wiskers

They began by Hulkman trying to step on Wiskers but Wiskers just exploded him like the TellyTubeys.

Next is Spiderman vs. Aragorn

Aragorn them summoned the army of the dead....all that was left was part of Spiderman's hand.

Aquaman vs.Pendragon

"You've got a stupid power"Pendragon told Aquaman

"So do you"Aquaman replied

"I can heal myself and you can talk to fish"Pendragon replied

"Yeah well...uhh...aghhhhhh!"He then ran away put tripped on the way and his head *accidentally*landed on Eragon’s sword.

Batman vs. Harry

"Huh"Harry said

"What?"Batman asked

"Nothing"

"Tell me!"

"No!"
"Well you are ugly"Batman told Harry

"Yeah well your dead"Harry replied

"What are you talking about I’m not-

"Anada cadaver!"

Manman vs .Eragon

"What is your power?"Eragon asked Manman

"I have the power to speak the language man speaks"Manman said

"Thats a stupid power"Eragon said

"You didn’t have to call attention to it!"Manman shrieked as he started to cry.

"Shut up!"Eragon said

Manman just cried louder and ran home.

"Poor guy"Pendragon said

"Yeah you didn’t have to be so hard on him"Aragorn said

"Meow"Wiskers said

"That is so true Wiskers"Harry said

"Way to go Mate!"Jack said as he high-fived Eragon

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At their apartment...

"Ok we need a lot of money so we can pay for all the damage we keep doing to everywhere we go"Pendragon said

"Not every where"Jack said

"You beat up some little kids once when they called you cool"Harry said

"I thought they were coming on to me” Jack said

"Anyway....I have decided that we all play as a team on Jeopardy"Pendragon said

"Ok but remember people we can end up losing money on this too"Aragorn said

"Lets do it anyway"Eragon said

“Don’t worry I have ways to make sure we won’t lose” Jack said while stroking his pistol

"Meow"Wiskers replied

"He is so full of wisdom"Harry replied
Today they all went on Jeopardy to try and win money. One team they were competing against was Team Full House and Team Einstein.

"Welcome to Jeopardy! Im your host Pete. The first question is...what does E=?"

"Mc squared"Einstein said

"Darn I knew that too"Pendragon said

"Right"Harry said

"I did!"Pendragon shouted at him

"Our next question is what is 12x12?"Pete asked

"144"Einstein said

"Correct !Who played Danny Tanner on Full House?"

"Bob Saget!"Team Full House shouted

"Screw this"Jack said and shot Einstein which made Team Full House run away.

"I guess the Heroes team has won 100$!"Pete said. Jack then pointed his gun at him.

"Like I said 100$!"Jack fired a warning shot.

"100$!"

Jack fired another warning shot

"Thats right $100!"

Jack then killed him and took the $100 and they went back to their apartment.

"Why did you kill him if you just wanted the $100 anyway?"Eragon asked

"Because he wouldn’t give it to us"

"We need to think of something fun to do"Aragorn said

"Any ideas?"Jack asked

"Meow"Wiskers said

"We killed him last week"Pendragon said

"I know we could go on a reality TV show where we compete against other teams"Harry said

"Yeah"Eragon said

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They went on the show and had to leave all of their weapons behind. Jack shot a few people just to get him by for a while.

"We have our teams"The announcer said,"Team Food People consisting The Peanut Guy, Sacegewea, Little Debbie, Mr. Quaker, Captain Crunch and Count Chocula"

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Thats a horrible thing to say about the Peanut"Harry said

"Team 2 Cartoon Mikey Mouse, Doofy, Dornald, Mars, Minniny, and Rose!"

"Im going to have fun drowning all of them"Jack said

"Team 3 Nintendo Oario, Monkey Mong, Bleach ,Wink ,Toshi ,Rirby ,Sox ,Clamus ,and Jess"

"They cheated their team is too big"Pendragon whined

'And team 4 Heroes Aragorn, Eragon, Harry, Wiskers, Jack, and Pendragon !We have given each team a map with a location they need to start at as soon as your there make shelter, get food, and fight the other teams!"

"Well lets start!"Harry said

"Meow!"Wiskers said

Our Heroes went off to the location on the map and started to find food shelter and kill the other teams.

"I'll get food"Pendragon said

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Alright you make the shelter, Wiskers and the rest of us will kill those Cartoon people"Aragorn said

"Lets go!"Eragon said

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When they found Team Cartoon's base they saw all of them roasting Dornald.

"Hey! We can eat them once they're dead!"Jack said. Everyone stared at him.

"How come we always seem to kill everywhere we go?"Harry asked

"Hmm who knows"Aragorn said

"Freeze!"it was Mikey he was pointing an Uzi at them"Drop your weapons"he said.

"No"Eragon said while setting Mikey on fire.

Harry the used Lucio on all of the except Mars because they liked Mars. Mars then ran home leaving the mangled corpses of Mikey, Dornald, Doofy, Minniny, and Rose behind.

"Hey I thought we left our weapons behind"Harry said

"Shut Up!"Aragorn said

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When they got back to camp they saw Wiskers had built a mansion.

"I found food"Pendragon said

"What is it?"Harry asked

"The Peanut Guy, Captain Crunch, and Count Chocula"Pendragon replied

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Yes you got your wish about the peanut guy"Aragorn said to Wiskers

"Where is Jack?"Eragon asked

They then saw Little Debbie, Mr. Quaker, and Sacegewea carrying Jack back off to there camp.

"No!"Pendragon screamed

"Yes and don’t try to take us on, I can make poison cookies"Little Debbie said

"Do we really have to save him again?"Harry asked

"Yeah we'd better"Eragon said

"Meow"Wiskers said

Our heroes had found the base of Team Food. They saw a tower and knew they had to make their way through it to get to Jack. They saw at the entrance there were 2 cookie guards standing guard.

"We need to get past them"Pendragon said

"Well duh"Harry replied

"You don’t have to be rude about it"Eragon said

"Meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow!"Wiskers yelled

"Yeah what Wiskers said"Aragorn said. Just then they saw a body falling out of the top of the tower. It was Mr.Quaker.

"Jack is probably free"Pendragon said

"No, no Jack didn’t do it there is a note on Mr.Quaker saying "I don’t want to make oatmeal anymore, there is too much pressure"Eragon said

"But there a several bullets in his back, and those are Jack's bullets"Harry said

"The only logical explanation is that Jack shot him, he fell down some stairs, hit his head on a table, made a batch of crappy cookies, and fell out of the window"Aragorn explained

Then to get past the cookies guards who were guarding, they ate them and walked in. There they saw some stairs"Lets go!"Pendragon said

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He was very tired when he got to the last step and was surprised to see Aragorn, Harry, Eragon, Wiskers and Jack all standing there.

"How did you do that?"Pendragon asked
"Well we took the elevator, threw Sacegewea out the window, stabbed Little Debbie, and untied Jack. Harry explained

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Wiskers! That was rude!"Eragon yelled

"Yeah watch your mouth cat!"Jack yelled

"Anyway only Team Nintendo Left"Harry said

"Well lets go!"Jack said

"Meow!"Wiskers replied.

They searched high and low to find Team Nintendo. Finally they searched medium and found it.Idiots.

No one was there except for Jess who was tied to a pole with a note on his shirt.

It said:

We left the island because Jess was too annoying please do not let him free.
Thank You.

"For a good reason"Jack said

"Why is that?"Harry asked

"Because he's dead"Jack explained

"Really?"Aragorn asked

"Well he is now any way because I cant read so I killed him"Jack said

"So because you couldn’t read you killed someone?"Eragon asked

"I killed someone once because he blinked different than I do"Jack said

"Did it ever occur to you that Jess could have become a new member of our team?"Harry asked

"Yes! What’s with all the questions?"Jack yelled

"Hey this means we win! Let’s go get our prize!"Pendragon exclaimed

They went off to get their prize which turned out to be 100,000,000,000,000 dollars!

"Hurray!"Pendragon yelled

"How is it you can talk to me?"I asked Pendragon

"Well you decide what happens so we at least get to say hi once in a while"Pendragon said

"Meow!"Wiskers yelled

"Yeah you tell him Wiskers!"Harry said

"Now what?"Aragorn asked

"We can go and kill TV shows and movies we hate"Eragon said

"Yeah lets start with Ping Pang Po! I hate that show"Jack said

"Then lets go!"Pendragon said

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Gosh you have such a potty mouth"Harry said

Our heroes made their way to where Ping, Pang and Po lived. When they found them they were beating up some stupid cockroach.

"There they are"Pendragon whispered

"3 of us will circle to the left and the other 3 will circle to the right"Harry whispered

"But I want them dead now!"Jack complained

"Hey who is there?"Ping asked

"Your assassins"Jack said

"Shut up"Aragorn said

"What!?"Pang asked

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Finally I can agree with this cat"Jack said and started to shoot Ping, Pang and Po. Unfortunately they blocked the bullets using these sword thingies.

"MEOW!"Wiskers roared and exploded all of their heads.

"And yet we get more violent"Harry said

"Well now let's kill Buzz Darkyear"Pendragon said

So off they went to space where the saw Buzz killing his comrades.

"Darn he beat us to it"Jack said

"Well we can kill Buzz anyway"Eragon said

"Yeah"Aragorn said

"I know lets take off his helmet and let him die that way"Pendragon said

"Good idea"Jack said. Jack then shot his helmet and saw his head explode.

"How come their heads always explode?"Harry asked

"Because we always make sure that their heads explode"Eragon explained

"Hey now that we have killed the most annoying shows can we go and meet Jam and Pax?"Aragorn asked

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Wiskers thinks it’s a good idea"Pendragon said

"Well then off we go!"Harry said

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When they get to Jam and Pax's office they see that they are welcoming 2 little aliens to there apartment.

"As the ambassadors of earth we offer you this fruit basket"Jam said to them

"Watch out Pax, I mean Jam they have guns!"Pax yelled .And the aliens did and they were about to shoot Jam and Pax!

"I know what to do!"Jack said. So he obviously shot the aliens and Jam then said"Wow thanks for saving our lives"

"You’re welcome"Pendragon said

"Meow"Wiskers added

"Right, Wiskers asked if we could go to the moon with you guys and help you with your quest the commissioner gave you"Harry said

"Well sure! Lets go!"Pax said

Off our heroes and Jam and Pax go. That is to the moon. Earth's Moon. Anyway they get there and Pendragon asks"So what is the mission?"

"Mission?"Pax questions

"Yeah the whole reason we came to the moon"Eragon said

"No we were just coming here to buy real-estate"Jam explained

"Oh"Harry said

"Then can we go exploring this city?"Aragorn asked

"Sure"Pax said

"Well then lets split up to explore and meet back up later"Pendragon said

"Meow"Wiskers said

So off our heroes went to explore.

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Pendragon was running. He was sweating hard."I cant stop "he thought. He ran into an alley but it was a dead end.

"No!"Pendragon screamed

"Yes"Someone said

"I'll never do it!"Pendragon yelled

"Oh you will"Someone replied

"Never!"Pendragon screamed

"Yes you will buy the real-estate!"Someone cackled

"No! Pendragon yelled and kicked Someone in the shin and ran away.
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Jack looked in the window of a candy shop ,drooling.

"Mmm"Jack said while walking in the shop and pulling out his wallet .He saw a huge piece of chocolate and knew that he was buying that.

Mommy! Mommy! I want that one!"a kid said while pointing at the chocolate that Jack wanted

"Ok dear"the mother said

"No its mine!"Jack yelled while grabbing the chocolate and running away. When he did the kid shrieked

"Mommy! That man stole my chocolate!"Jack then yelled back at him"Wimp!"
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Eragon was at a candle shop smelling all the different candles.

"Ohhhh cinnamon"Eragon said

"Sir please do not touch the candles"the shop owner said

"I'll do what I want"Eragon replied

"Oh really?"the shop keeper asked while pulling out a gun

"Yes"Eragon replied while decapitating the shop keeper

"Hey no one is here to run the shop"Eragon said to himself"This means...I can touch the candles!"And he did so. He found an apple cinnamon smell that he liked so he left the money on the counter and left.

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Aragorn was at a beauty salon watching "Love, the show about blood and death"while he had his hair done.

"Now we want it combed out, washed, and slightly curled, yes?"the beauty salon person asked

"Yes"Aragorn replied. As she did so he noticed she was about to put soap in his hair, not shampoo but soap!

"No!"Aragorn screamed

"What is it darling?"the beauty salon person asked

"Soap is horrible for your hair I'm leaving!"Aragorn yelled

"Fine"the beauty salon person replied

"Stupid soap"Aragorn said to himself as he left the salon.

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Harry was reading a book at the public library.

"And then the fat ugly woman snuck up behind him and yelled..."Harry read to himself

"NO TALKING"the librarian screamed

"Ok sorry"Harry said

"YOU DID IT AGAIN!"she shrieked

"Alright I’ll be quiet"Harry said

"I SAID NO TALKING!"she screamed

"Anada cadaver!"Harry yelled .She fell over dead.

"Finally"Harry said

"NO TALKING!"another librarian said"AND NO KILLING LIBRARIANS!"

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Wiskers was backed into a corner by 10 thugs.

"Meow!"Wiskers yelled

"Stupid cat"one of the thugs said

"MEOW!"Wiskers screamed as he exploded all of the thugs heads.

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They all met back up and went back to earth.

At Earth Our heroes realized they forgot to kill The Wiggilies.

"I hate them too"Jack said

"Yeah they're all like’ Im so cool"Harry said

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Yeah Wiskers is right if they are recording these little kids show then haven’t 100s of kids seen horrible blood and gore and possibly scarred them for life?"Aragorn asked

"Yeah but at least they die"Eragon said

"Yeah but we don’t watch the shows anyway"Harry said

"But I cant live knowing that they live!"Jack yelled

"Then lets kill them"Pendragon said

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When they got there it seemed like there was a competion going on for the best little kids shows. The people there were Wee Wee Sherman, The Wiggilies , and Roli Poli Oli.

"Good we can kill them all at once"Aragorn said

"I get to kill the stupid robot thingy"Eragon said

"Ready GO! Jack yelled while shooting all the Wiggilies. Eragon then cut Roli Poli Oli in half. Pendragon then smacked Wee Wee with a log he found until he died.

"Well that is that"Harry said

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Right we haven’t killed them all but we will someday"Jack said

"Maybe we should hire an assassin to help kill some more of them while we do other stuff"Pendragon said

"The lets do it!"Aragorn said

"Meow!"Wiskers yelled

Our heroes went back to the building they had hosted the new member searchy thingy at. The first person to try out was Peter Dish.

"Ah-ha another one!"Jack yelled while shooting him.

"That works...."Harry said

The next person to try out was Benjamin Franklin.

"How can you be a good assassin?"Pendragon asked

"Well I'm smart"Ben said

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Wiskers is right you look like a dork"Eragon said

"But I invented electricity!"Ben yelled

"Well I created a sock puppet but you don’t see me bragging!"Aragorn yelled

"So leave now"Jack said

"Yeah but-"
"no no"
"but what if-"
"NO!"
"but-"
"Arraghhhhh!"Jack then shot him.

The next person to try out was Yu-geo-oh.

"How are you useful?"Harry asked
"I can summon monsters"Yu-geo-oh said

"Umm ....don’t take this the wrong way but you seem crazy"Pendragon said

"Yeah but I can-"

"I went through this once!!!!"Jack yelled while shooting Yu-geo-oh.

The next person to try out were Alvin and the Squirrels.

"NO!NO!Ab3soulutley not!"Eragon said

"You spelt Absolutely wrong"Aragorn said

"How?"Eragon said

"Well there was a 3 in it"Aragorn said

"Anyway we are not having squirrels on our team!"Harry yelled

"Meow!"Wiskers yelled

"But we can sing!"Alvin said

"Yeah like crap"Jack said

"Well I am smart!"Simon said

"We went through this with Ben who cares!"Pendragon yelled

"Im fat"Theodore said

"So we noticed..."Jack said quietly

"What!?"Theodore questioned

"Just leave now or we will kill you"Eragon said

"Fine"Alvin said

Next to try out was Mango Debt.

"Nope"Aragorn said

"But I am an assassin"Mango said

"We have spoken"Harry said

"Then I’ll just kill you!"Mango yelled

"MEOW!"Wiskers screamed as Mace Windu came in and cut off Mango's head.

"Hey why don’t you be our assassin?"Jack asked Mace

"Heck I'm not busy!"Mace said

"Great! Welcome to our team!"Pendragon said

"Meow!"Wiskers said
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The day comes. The day our heroes have dreaded for years. The only thing on TV was a political debate.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Jack screamed

"It cant be true!!!!"Harry yelled

'Why!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!"Eragon yelled

"MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Aragorn yelled

"Meow?"Wiskers asked

"Yeah I was wondering about that too"Pendragon said

"If Wiskers get to say meow then I can too"Aragorn said

"Whatever"Harry said

Our heroes saw on TV President Bush arguing with Paris Hilton on the debate.

"I don’t think we need a stripper for president"Bush said

"I don’t think we need a liar about weapons of mass destruction for president either"Paris replied

"Did not!"Bush yelled

All of our heroes groaned and Eragon threw up. Except Jack. Jack was interested.

"Guys im going to run for president"Jack declared

Everyone burst out laughing.

"I'll show you!"Jack yelled

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Jack made his way to D.C. to a debate he was going to be in.

It started and the first question was: Do you think taxes are too high?

"No they aren’t high enough"Bush said

"I like purple"Paris said

"Of course they have always been too high !Half the people now a days cant even afford them! What are taxes!?Sounds like something to do with fat people and elephants in that case I'd higher taxes"Jack said

Next Question: Why should you be president?

"Because Im smart"Bush said. Jack giggled

"Because im a good stripper"Paris said

"Because Im a pirate"

"And you smell to"Bush said

"Yeah well just go away. Weirdo" Jack said

Bush than walked away

"4"Paris said

"So ladies and gentlemen I guess our next president is Captain Jack Robin!"Jack yelled

A cheer went up and Jack went to the White House.

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"So how do you think he will do?"Eragon asked

"He will probably scare away Bush"Harry said

Pendragon turned on the tv and an announcer said"Jack Robin became president today after he showed George Bush was a wimp, Paris Hilton had this to say, I like puppies"

"Yup" Aragorn said

"Meow"Wiskers said

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Meanwhile Mace Windu made his first assassination at Red's Clues. He walked in the door and saw some guy talking to no one acting as if possessed.

"...because you are really smart!"He finished singing

"Yahhhhh!!!!"Mace yelled as he decapitated him. Then Red and assorted furniture and condiments with faces came in all holding pistols. Gangster style.

"You ready, pimp?"Red asked

"Count on it"Mace said while throwing his saber at Red and the assorted furniture and condiments with faces. It hit Red's pistol and made it explode and kill them all!

"To who now?"Mace asked

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At the White House.

No one liked this. Everyone thought it was bad. Everyone was full of crap. It turned out Jack was a better president the Lincoln. He found jobs for homeless. Gave lots to society. And got rid of all gangs all across America, from Los Angeles to New York. Single handedly! Yeah he doesn’t look like it but-

"Hey will you shut up! The people have heard enough! "Jack yelled at me. It appears he also stopped annoying narrorators.

"There are no more gangs left and no more wars since the 3 you caused yesterday, sir"someguy I don’t know told Jack.

"What!?That was the whole reason I became president!I quit im going back to my friends!"Jack yelled and ran off.
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The next day the apartment had to be renovated. Why you may ask? Jack set it on fire.

Anyway the house they moved into for a while was on Friday the 13 Killing Street.

"This place sounds perfect for me!"Jack yelled

"The house looks haunted what’s it called?"Harry asked

"Bloody Gory Haunted House of Teddy and other Monsters"Pendragon said

"Are you sure this is safe?"Eragon asked

"Well once Teddy was in one of my dreams and he tried to kill me but I locked him in some house and blew it up"Jack said

"Hey this house blew up once but then they re-built it and all the workers died"Aragorn said

"Cool!"Harry said
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Inside the house they all went to find their rooms and Harry went down to the kitchen. He made a sandwich and then heard a voice.

"Haaaaaarryyyyyyy"

"Yeah"Harry asked

"oh...you were supposed to be scared of me.....boy is this awkward"the voice said

"Leave now or I will kill you!"Harry said

"Fine Jerk!"

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Pendragon was sitting on a couch watching TV when the Texas Chainsaw Massacre appeared behind him.

"Jack I told you not to use your chainsaw in the house!"Pendragon yelled

"RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” The Texas Chainsaw Massacre screamed

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Pendragon yelled back

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre then was so scared he ran away and tripped and landed on his chainsaw.

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Eragon was taking a bath when a knife flew and almost hit him in the head.

"Jack!!"Eragon yelled
"HAHAHA!!!!!"it was Mason

"What a machete? I've got magic, a dragon, and a really awesome sword"Eragon said

"A machete is good too!"Mason said

"Stupid head"Eragon said"You also really need to clean the hockey mask its got some red and brown stuff on it"

"My hockey mask is fine!"Mason yelled and ran out the window and died. Somehow.

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Aragorn was unpacking some things and making his room comfortable when Luckie came in.

"This is my room Jack please leave"Aragorn said.

"Can I have your soul?"Luckie asked

"Oh its you I told you last week no"Aragorn said and then threw Luckie into a fire that was there all of a sudden.

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Wiskers was being attacked by 100 of the aliens from Aligns. So he obviously exploded their heads. And that obviously didn’t work.So then he obviously got a glass of water drank it and then looked for something to kill the aliens with. He couldn’t find anything so instead he just dug a really big hole and threw them all in it.

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Then lastly Jack. He was being chased by Teddy .Teddy is such an idiot.

"I've killed millions of people in the last week I can kill one more!"Jack yelled as he shot Teddy.

"Its not that easy!"Teddy yelled

"Your right its much easier!"Jack said and shot him so many times I got bored after 12 so I decided to not count the rest. No kiddin'.
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Finally they were able to go back to their apartment.

"That was fun"Jack said

"Yeah"Harry said

"Meow"Wiskers said

"I think we all need to have our own stories next time"Pendragon said

"Me too"Eragon said

"Then lets do it!"Aragorn said

"Meow!"Wiskers yelled

They were all sitting at their apartment when Harry said "Hey they are making a 4th Lord of the Necklaces movie so lets go be in it!"

"Yeah!"Aragorn said

"Where is it?"Pendragon asked

"In a building, lets go!"Jack said

"I'll get the keys"Eragon said

“What keys?” Harry asked

“For the elephant lets go!” Eragon yelled

"Meow"Wiskers said

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"Ok today everyone we are finally going to make the trailer, ready go!"the director said

In a world where evil seems to be gone...

*Jack trips over some lights*

Evil isn't gone...

*Harry and Eragon start to fight*

For the Ring may have been destroyed...

*Pendragon starts to do algebra problems*

But Mauron wasn’t!

*Aragorn asks what algebra is while Wiskers starts meowing*

"That was great!"the director said

"Really?!"Harry asked

"Ok talk to you later bye!..."the director turns off his cell phone"That was great!"He says to everyone

"Great!"Jack yells

"Now for the actual movie!"the director says

"No we just wanted to do the trailer"Pendragon said

"But we have already spent $20 million on the thing!"the director shouted

"You mean you have we leave with no consequences haha!"Eragon said

"Meow!" Wiskers said

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Back at the apartment...Aragorn's body falls out the window! Not really just the stunt dummy he got from the trailer. And you fell for it! Oh you just got served! Anyway they were just getting relaxed when a Telly Fatty taped Wiskers mouth shut and bound everyone up! For real this time!

"Mh-er re mu ma-ing us!"Jack yelled

"To our king!"they all chanted

"Dat ei cre-py"Pendragon said

"Mho is ur kin"Harry struggled to say

"Winter the Poo"they chanted and off they went.

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Meanwhile Mace had heard of all of this and was on his way to help! Sadly the only transportation available was a bus.

"Crap it will take weeks like this!"Mace yelled to himself
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Several Months later

"Darn it!"Mace yelled

"Curse you author!"Mace yelled at me

Anyway he found the huge tree in the middle of the woods and there standing guard was Bunny .He was grumbling something with the words *assassin* and *poo* used a lot. So as you figured Mace killed him. And up he went to the next floor. There he saw 6 Telly Fatty guards. No he didn't kill them. Wait no... yeah he killed them. Yeah they are defiantly dead. He want up to the next floor and there was our heroes tied up with Winter the Poo and 200 guards there.

"Darn"Mace said

"What?"Poo asked

"Well I was hoping you guys would at least have weapons or there be around 50,000 of you because gosh I kill at least 30,000 droids an hour so 200 in less than a minute"Mace said
So Mace easily rescued our heroes. Or the author just got lazy and didn't write an epic battle. I'm thinking the first one. I know what you're thinking but you're wrong. Ohhhh! You just got served! Again!
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At the apartment....

"Ok people It's the time of year we all take separate vacations back to our normal towns or worlds or ships or schools or houses or territories or whatever"Pendragon said

"So I guess It's bye for now!"Jack said

"Bye"Harry said

"Meow!"Aragorn said

"You really need to stop doing that"Eragon said

"Meow"Wiskers said



Harry's Story
Harry went back to Hogswarts. Hehehe Hogswarts.

"I told you to shut up about that!"Harry yelled at me. Fine. So anyway Harry was going to his 7th year. You thought he was going to find the Horcruxes? And save Dunledore? Well I didn't quite figure out how that fit into the story so we shall just pretend it didn't happen. He found Rone, Hermoinenenenene or whatever, Melville, Solar, and Ginger. They were in Macgogles class.

"...and that is how you make anything you want magically appear"She finished

"Uh professor you didn't tell us what to do thats how you started the lesson"Harry said

"Shut up boy"She whispered to him"Now today we-"Then Voldeymort ran into the room and killed her!

"Well easy come easy go"Rone said

"Oh honestly!"Hermoineenie said

"Now I shall kill you boy!"Voldeymort shouted "Mwahahahahah!"

"Well that was over the top again"Harry said

"Wait I have a plan!"Rone said"Run away!"

They then ran away.

"Hey get back here !Voldeymort yelled"Where are you!!!!"

"Over here"Harry said

"Here?"Voldeymort asked
"To the left"
"Here?
"A little to the right"
"Ok"
"Great !Ready? Shoot him quick shoot him!"They all then pulled out Uzis and gunned him down"Haha!!!Die Die!"

"That was a great plan Rone "Hermoineineie said

"The puppets taught me well"Rone said

"Well that was weird"Harry said

"Kinda"Hermoineenie said

Aragorn's Story
Aragorn went back to Londor where he was greeted by Legoless and Dimli. And Randalf. And Garamir, Eowinn, Eomeyr, Lerry ,Hippin, Ham and Dodo. And somehow I'm still not going to get into, Birmor Haldiren and Theodenir. And Elwond, Galdadriel, King Pain, Goin, Oakbeard, and Blurndail. Torfindel. Of course our story takes place when they are all asleep except Aragorn, Dimli, and Legoless. The were sitting on one of the walls of Mini Tiri when they heard"Orcs 50,000 attacking!"
"Cool!"Legoless said

"You bet!"Dimli said

"Guys I know It's cool but will say how cool it is after the battle".So after the battle....."Woah that was hard!"Aragorn said

"And cool!"Dimli and Legoless both said

"I can't believe that we almost ran out of soldiers but then at the last second we..."Aragorn started to say"Ah no one cares"

"You're right we don't care"Dimli said

"So true"Said Legoless

"Pssst. Hey guys someone is stealing from that granary"Aragorn whispered

"Then shoot with your bow, Elf"Dimli said

"Ok"They then shot him and went to hide the body."Lets hide the body"Dimli said

"Hey the narrorators told you what to do!"Aragorn said

"So!?"Dimli replied

Just then someone jumped onto the wall! And Aragorn slashed his head off!

"Woops"Aragorn said"I forgot to not kill random figures especially now that Birmor had came back"

"Wait what do you mean had come back? Dimli asked

"Well what to you think dork?"Legoless asked

"Ah I didn’t like him that much anyway"Aragorn said

"Well now lets hide that body"Legoless said. Then they hid that body.

"I love the way you put so much description into everything"Aragorn said to me sarcastically.

Pendragon's Story
Pendragon has such a boring story.I mean went back to 2nd Earth and Gark, Mourtney, and him just kept bike riding, going to the beach, eating pizza, listening to music, watching TV, and playing video games. So I made up my new story with the help of Strong Bad. It's called Everyone is different:

"Some people are about to get run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds"

"Some people are vert tall and merciless, Quincy is Destroying San Antonio"

"Some people have glasses, Beth looks like a dude"

"Some people are squirrel-handed, Gregor is a weird name"

"Some people have braces and headgear, Fran could play linebacker for the Raiders"
"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has"

"Some people have Spanish accents which is really hot, Trisha is a severe hottie"

"Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hilary's legs are being digested"

"Everyone is different no two people are not on fire, awwwwww"

By Homestarrunner.com kid's book

So yeah. That’s the book. Why did I change the way my print looks? Ummmmm.....I didn’t? I mean I shall just write so you can't understand me!؛A؛A؛A؛A!no!؟!cتn!تll!thث!bتd!thجngs!؟!ذتnt!تboدt!رoد!hahaha now you cant understand what I say and I can talk bad about you! Oh crap there is a translator! Damn it! Oh well. Darn it looks like a bad TV show is coming on. Oh I was right its Danny Phantom. Wahhhhhhhhaaaahaaaa!


Jack's Story
Jack and I got really confused about his story.I mean he doesn't really live anywhere. Just sorta... sails. Yeah. So instead he's going to help by killing little kid's shows while Mace is gone today. Jack was by a hill and he saw him. Dingo. Deinago. Diegoio! Yeah so he shot him and left. Yup. That's all I swear! Ok I can't lie he also took his wallet.

"Damn it Nick you said you wouldn't tell!"Jack yelled

So Jack went to jail. On charges of stealing. For some reason I won't explain he never got charged for murdering. Jack hasn't had a good vacation. So far. They put Jack in a cell but then he grabbed a gun! And made a hole in the page... 8two to be exact. Yes it looks like 8 but it's not .Really. And then Jack shot all the security guards in the head!.

"Well that was stupid of me now crime can go free"Jack said after I forgot about that.

"So I will kill all criminals in St.Louis myself!"Jack yelled.

10 Minutes Later
Jack woke up from his nap and started to kill the bad guys.

5 Minutes Later
Jack remembered where he put his keys and started to find the first bad guys.
1 Minute Later
Jack then remembered that there was a police station next door see he just left it to them.


Eragon's Story
Ok don't be mad but I sort of lost Eragon.I know Im stupid so instead I will recite several Simpsons quotes:

"The plant called and said if you don’t come in today don't bother coming in Monday"
"WooHoo!4 day weekend!"

Well that was one. Probably the best you are going to get. For now.


Well your mum is the mum, And she likes to fight
Listen to her heartbeat , You cant see me

She’s the queen of putting out campfires
Second to the market but she wont feed me

Well she rise on her size, Keeps her eyes on the prize
Gotta fridge, four remotes, And a couch with a TV

She don’t use no tact when she’s on the attack
Cause something had to get me going

Because I’ve never seen such waves
Like when your mama swam that day

Well I’m thinking about your mum

And when I asked her what she’d done
She called it hiding from the sun

Well I’m thinking about your mum

So tell me now or tell me then
So do ya think its gonna end

Well I’m thinking about your mum

Set it out now set it right
When the buildings and your mum collide

Well I’m thinking about your mum

Mum said a mum’s gotta dance all night
Listen to the rooms rock when she’s sleeping

Everybody’s running when she splits those tights
Talking to the pork but the pork pots empty

You can’t compete with those tattoos
I go where I can but I know she can see me

Don’t make no lunches, Plenty of punches
She sold me off with no-one knowing

What the hell was that? Spooky. Now we seem to be getting lyrics from my iTunes.I think I'm going to go now.

Wiskers
We have been asked to let Wiskers narrorate this story.
So I woke up and I saw Lily attacking my tail !So I jumped on her then bit her hard! Them I went potty in the bathroom Nick uses. Stupid humans they still don't know it's me! Although I have been getting thrown outside a lot lately...Then I saw Toughie and went to fight him. He scratched my head hard so I left. Then I saw Precious sleeping. So I went and pounced on her! Then she bit my stomach. It hurt. Badly. Then Brownie wanted to play so I climbed up a tree until the big dog ran away. Then I saw Regal and Sunny fighting and Regal saw me and tried to bite me! But Nick picked me up and pet me. I was so happy until he put me down. Then I said hi to Millie and Orange who were fighting over food. Then Millie chased me around the yard until she saw Nick going to feed so Millie went with him. I went and played with the babies down in the barn. After all they were my brothers and sisters. One bit my tail while the other 3 tackled me .My mama came and cuddled with me. Then I scared Red and Lucky the horses. Finally I went back up to the house and slept at the foot of Nick's bed for about an hour.

Thats what happens during the day.
"Hold the line! Hold the line!"Brownie yelled!
The neighbors 4 boxers had snuck over and we were all on the roof shooting at them. The boxers just brought in 4 more reinforcements and everyone was fighting one except for me. I then saw a boxer break into the house! had to save Nick! I jumped off the roof and swung into the house. I saw the boxer breaking down Nick's door! I went a clawed him int the face! The boxer then snapped at me but I pulled out my gun and shot him. I went outside and saw that we one with no casualties. We killed 5 more boxers besides the one I killed so then we hid the bodies. Just then out of the forest came 5 coyotes! Brownie and Sunny both killed one right away and Millie lured away one of them which led right into Regal’s trap where he jumped out and killed him!3 left. Red and Lucky ran away which trampled one of them. Then I saw that one of the coyotes had Lily backed into a wall !But no worries. Precious, Toughie, Orange, my siblings and mama jumped on its back and clawed him to death! Then the last coyote was charging at me but I shot him too! And that sums up a normal day.

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Back at the apartment...our heroes apartment they where yelling at each other.

"I'm hungry!"Jack yelled

"Well we still have 50,000,000 dollars gosh!"Pendragon yelled

"Hey wait if we have so much money why do we live in a 2 room apartment?"Harry asked

"Shut up Harry"Eragon said

"Hey wait! All of our money is gone"Aragorn said. Everyone then looked at Jack.

"Jack have you been gambling?"Pendragon asked

"No...."Jack said

"Oh alright that obviously means your not being sarcastic"Harry said un-sarcastically

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Great idea Wiskers! We make Jack take a part time job to pay off his debt!"Aragorn said

"I don’t like where this is going"Jack said

"I do"Eragon said
And off they went to help Jack find a job.
Kindergarten Teacher
"Ok I am Mr.Jack and today we will be learning about the alphabet"Jack began"Does anyone know what the alphabet is?"
The kids all raised their hands."Yes Billy"

"Its an animal"

"No stupid! It's the study of numbers! Duh that is like 4th grade stuff! I mean its so easy!"Jack said

"But we're not in 4th-

"Kid just shut up"

"I gotta go potty!"
"Chester drew on me!"
I spilt glue!"
"My tummy hurts!"

"Everyone shut up and handle your own needs!"Jack yelled and ran away.

Therapist
"So would you tell me about your childhood?"Jack asked
"I'd rather not"Pete said
"Come on"
"No"
"OUT WITH IT MAN!"
"Wahhhh!"
"Darn this didn't go well"Jack said"Guys can we finish this?"
"Meow"Aragorn said

"Stop it!"Eragon said

"Yes Jack your finished"Harry said

"Meow"Wiskers said

Back at the new mansion...
"I'm bored"Pendragon said

"You know if you looked out the window once in a while you-

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm KABOOM!"
"What happened?"Pendragon asked

"I guess Bush wasn't lYing"Jack said

"Hey wait where is Harry and Eragon? "Aragorn asked

"Meow Wiskers said

Our heroes looked in what used to be a basement and saw a portal and someone standing next to it.

"Who are you?"Jack asked

"I am someone of ultimate evil where lie and greed has brought me happiness my name is Wiggles"

"Wiggles!?"Pendragon said while stifling a laugh

"Hey I was named after my great-grandfather who almost destroyed the universe"Wiggles said

"That may be true but you could have made up a better name like 'Commander of Shadows'"Aragorn said

"Ah-hahahahahahaha oh-huhu now that is stupid"Wiggles said

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Yeah where is Harry and Eragon and how come there was so much screaming?"Pendragon asked

"The screaming and kaboom was me opening a portal and those 2 being sucked in"

"Oh"Jack said

"Lets go get them"Aragorn said

"Meow"Wiskers said

"Well as you probably don't know they are in different dimensions and soon you will be too!"Wiggles cackled

"What?"Jack asked

Wiggles sighs and pushes them into the portal.

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Aragorn got up from the sand he was laYing on. He saw that he was stranded on an island.

"Now what, Wilson?"Aragorn asked the blood-faced volley-ball

" " Wilson replied

"Fine I'll get food and you prepare the fort"Aragorn said

" " Wilson said

Aragorn was walking through the forest when he got trapped in a tree. Not by a net but because he saw a butterfly and...well I'm sure you can guess it from here.

"Wilson! Wilson! What are we going to dooooo! Wilson"Aragorn cried

" "Wilson said

"Wilson I knew you would come for me!"Aragorn exclaimed

" "Wilson explained

"Oh sure the only reason you save me is because I'm the only one tall enough to get food!"

" " Wilson said

"Hey wait you're not Wilson!"Aragorn said

"That’s right fool Im Hasbro!"

"Nooooooooo !"Aragorn screamed



Pendragon was on Mustafar and he saw Anykin.

"You can't defeat me"Anykin said

"I can't? Oh crap then I give up"Pendragon said

"Excellent then let me just kill you!"Anykin said

"Hey that wasn't in the deal! You heathen!" Pendragon then pushed Anykin off the side into the lava below.

"Sucker"

Just then The Emperor appeared and threw his light saber at Pendragon.



Jack heard the horn of Birmor and said "We need to hurry!"

Jack shot some more Urks and rushed to Birmor. When he got there Birmor had an arrow stuck in him. "Birmor!"Jack yelled

Lurtz then shot two more arrows at him. Jack was out of bullets and attacked with his sword. Lurtz parried and swung at his ribs. Jack blocked cut off Lurtz's arm and then his head.

"Neat"Jack said. He then ran over to Birmor.

"I have failed you, I have failed you all"

"No Birmor you have fought bravely and will always be remembered"

"I would have gone with you to the end my brother,my king, my captain"

"Be at peace son of Londor"and Jack kissed him lightly on his bow.

"Hahahahaha" Mauron laughed.


Wiskers was in a cage. He was at the vet. They said he was about to become half-a-cat .He knew what that meant. He had to escape. When the Vet opened up the cage Wiskers slashed at him and ran out the door. And ran right into Butch, the neighborhood Boxer.


Harry and Eragon hadn’t really been sucked into the portal. Wiggles lied. They were actually at O’Reily’s for some reason.

“I think we need more characters”Harry said

“Yeah lets go meet people”Eragon said



They were at the place were they held the new member finder thingy and had people come in so they could meet them. The first person to try out was Homer Simpson.

“Hello”Harry said

“Hi”Homer said

(Awkward Silence)

“So can I go now?”Homer said

“I guess”Eragon said

The next person was Alric.

“Hello”Alric said

“Hi”Harry said

(Another Awkward Silence)

“I guess I’ll go now”Alric said

“Ok bye”Eragon said
They were waking back to their ‘Mansion’ when Harry said” Hey lets get everyone together and some actors and make a play!”

“Great idea! Which one are we going to do?”Eragon asked

“How about The Wizard of Oz?”Harry asked

“Ok but I get to choose the actors”Eragon said




Hasbro threw himself at Aragorn to try and knock him out. Luckily Aragorn had his sword and well I assume you can guess what happened. Right, Hasbro stole his sword and tried to stab him with it.

“Hey wait before you kill me where is the exit?”Aragorn asked

“Oh over there”Hasbro said and somehow pointed to the north

“Ok thanks” Aragorn said and ran off”Sucker”



The Emperor than jabbed his light saber through Pendragon’s heart. Pendragon does however have healing abilitities so he came back to life and kicked the Emperor in the shin’s and made him fall over the edge too.

“Am I late”Gobi-One asked

“A little bit”Pendragon said

“Well I’ll cut you a portal to go home”Gobi said




Jack realized he had more bullets and shot Mauron.

“I love mixing time”Jack said

“You’d better stop doing that”Dimli said

“Yeah but it’s so much fun”

“Why don’t you only shoot birds from now on”Legoless suggested

Jack got so mad that he shot Birmor’s dead body which opened up a portal

“Now what do you say?” Jack asked




“What’cha doin’ here cat?”Butch asked

“I was just leaving”Wiskers said

“No you ain’t”Butch said

“Regal!” Wiskers yelled

Regal than ran up and beat up Butch.

“Thanks”Wiskers said

“No problem”Regal said”Portal’s over there”and pointed right.




So Eragon and Harry had decided the cast:

Leila-Dorthy

Py - Scarecrow
Fender - Zinc Man

Xoideberg - The Other Guy


Michael Jackson - The Perverted Witch of the West


The Wizard of Oz

“Oh boy its opening night” Harry said

“Shh it’s about to start”


“Somewhere over the na-na-na-na-na na na na nanananananananananaaaaa Somewhere over the nana birds are nana birds nananana why oh why cant nana?”Leila sang

Leila: Oh no a twister from out of no where, in Kansas? Anty Ann Anty Ann.

Next Scene

Leila: What is this place Nibbler? On no we hit someone! Back in the ship! Oh but those are nice boots.

Midget: Oh thank-you for saving us from the evil witch

Leila: Witch? That explains why the boots magicly appeared on my feet

Midget2: No you stole them we saw you

Leila: Well she wouldn’t need them anymore. How do I get back home?

Midget3: Follow the Doctor Reverend Martin Luther King Junior Road

Leila: You mean that yellow brick road?

Midget: No we had to re-name it in the 70s for legal reasons

Next Scene

Py: Ok crows prepare to be scared ahem and then the car honked it’s own horn!

Leila: Hello maybe you can come with us and the professor will give you a brain

Py: Hey that wasn’t a nice thing to say

Fender: Beer........Beer

Leila: Whiskey ok?

Fender: Thanks a lot

(A Cab pulls up and Xoideberg comes out)

Xoideberg: And I’m the 3rd guy, courage not enough

(Then they were skipping)

Michael Jackson: Ok my children bring these kids to me that one has nice boots

Child: Yes Master

(Leila, Py and Fender get picked up by the flYing children)

Xoideberg: What do I smell or something? (Sniffs armpit) ohhhhh


Next Scene

Leila: Who are you? Why have you brought us here?

Xoideberg: And why did I have to take a cab?

Michael Jackson: Well my dear I have always wanted a daughter to love

Leila: Would I be a witch too?

Michael Jackson: Why of course

Py: No! don’t do it!

Fender: Bad idea!

(Water falls from ceiling and Xoideberg comes down the stairs)

Xoideberg: I think there is a leak with the upstairs toilet

Michael Jackson: Oh no I’m melting! Who would have thought a small amount of liquid would ever touch me!

Fender: Neat

Leila: Lets get going


Next Scene

Professor: I am the professor great and uhh.. Forgetful, now what do you want

Xoideberg: Nothing! We’ll be going! But if you happen to have some extra courage laYing around I’d take it off your hands

Professor: Why would you need courage? (Reaches into a sack) why would you need courage if you had... a gun!

Xoideberg: Pow Pow Pow! And the winner William TellXoideberg

(Fender grabs gun)

Fender: Had over the sack old man

Professor: Here you go 50000 dollars
Fender: It’ll do for now

Professor: And I suppose you want a brain

Py: why does everyone keep saying that?

Professor: And Leila you’ve had the power to go home all along just tap your heels together 3 times and say “There is no place like home”

Leila: Ok but I decided to be a witch

Professor: Nonsense just go home

Leila: Fine there’s no place like- I wanna be a witch!

(Leila turns into a witch and turns them all into toads then she trips and lands in a puddle)



The End

“Wow that was great!”Eragon said

“Yeah except where is everybody?”Harry asked

“I don’t know” Eragon said

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The next day Eragon and Harry went to jail because they forgot to remember that that episode of Futurama was copy-written. Harry had this to say “Everything in this story is copy-written please don’t sue”.
The next day they were sued 39 more times.

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Jack stepped out of the portal and realized he was in the wrong time. He was in Ford’s Theater almost 200 years ago. Jack realized there was a bar next door and went there. When he was walking in a guy knocked him over.

“Hey! Why did you do that!?” Jack said

“Oh I’m so sorry my name is John I need to get to the theater”John said

“I don’t care!”Jack said and shot him.”Hey I just killed John Wilkes Booth, sweet”

Jack was then sucked into a portal and went back home. He reached for a strangely convenient history book and found out Lincoln still died. He fell off the balcony.

So Jack went back to the mansion and got his stuff to hunt down Wiggles.

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Pendragon came out of the portal and he was in a city and he saw two people sword fighting in a circle. One was a woman and the other a man.

“Ok...” Pendragon said

The woman cut the mans head off and walked out of the circle.
“Hello kid” The woman said to Pendragon

“Hi”

“What’s your name?”

“Pendragon”

“Thats a stupid name”

“Hey!”

“Just kidding my name is Del”

“Ok”

Pendragon got confused as to where this was going and he didn’t want to make any Dirttiger’s to kill him so he walked away. He walked into the Gunja and found a portal.

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Harry and Eragon were released on good behavior and went to Borders.

“It’s nice with Jack not around”Harry said

“Yeah he keeps getting us kicked out of places and slapped” Eragon said

“Hey guys!” Jack yelled

“How did you get here?!” Harry demanded

“My mother gave birth to me”Jack said

“Oh ok cause I was wondering” Eragon said

“Anyway I’ve got my pistols, grenades, rifles, and forks”Jack said

“Why?” Harry asked

“Because I’m going to kill Wiggles”Jack said

“With forks?” Harry asked

“Well he looked soft and chewy”Jack said

“Ok you do that bye”Eragon said

Jack left and Eragon bought “The Million Games”.

“Well I’m ready” Harry said

“Ok lets go to the-

BOOOOOOOMM!!!


A car had been hurled throw the wall of borders. It was Roc Oc. With his metal arms.

“What are you doing here!?” Eragon yelled

“Coming to kill you guys!”Roc said

“Why?” Eragon asked

“Because Wiggles is paying villains to kill all of the members of your team”Roc explained

“Well we won’t go down without a fight! Dumbify!” Harry yelled

Doc Oc dodged him and then punched Harry with his arms. Harry flew across the floor and landed by the checkout desk.

“Brisingererer!” Eragon yelled and a huge ball of fire flew at Roc Oc. It smacked Roc in the chest and knocked him down. Eragon then ran up sword in hand and tried to stab Roc Oc. But Doc grabbed Lar-Oc and took it.

“Nooo! Brom gave that to me!” Eragon yelled

Doc was about to kill Eragon when a purple light saber appeared throw Doc’s chest.

“Aghhhhhh! Who would have thought I could be killed!”Doc yelled

His body fell to the ground and Mace helped Harry and Eragon get up.

“This is getting bad”Mace said” Lots of heroes have been killed lately Frodo, Bellin, Dumbeldore ,Brown Bear, Orik, Bill Turner and even Remudi!”

“How are they dYing?’” Harry asked

“You knew Wiggles was hiring people to kill you guys but now he’s killing all the heroes so I suggest getting a group together and-

Mace’s body fell down as Harvey Lee Oswald ran away.

“Mace! No! Mace!” Eragon screamed

“Ok thats enough” Harry said through tears

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Aragorn came out of the portal and found that he was at that one town in the movie “My Girl”. That was a good movie. Until it got bad. Horrible ending. Anyway he was in a casket and he could tell it was being buried. So he did the only thing he could.

“I’m not dead like your friend, you know, the one who was killed by bees”Aragorn said

The lid was pulled off and he found out this wasn’t the town from “My Girl” ; It was the town from “Merry Poppins”!

“Pip cherri-o and all that great British stuff” said some woman

“Hello who are you miss?” Aragorn asked the woman

“Why I am Merry Poppins my dear, do you need some help?”

“No I’m fine I’m just looking for way to get home”Aragorn said

“Well I Merry Poppins will help you find a portal to get out of this Merry Poppins place” Merry said

“Ok thanks”Aragorn replied
They walked by some odd chalk drawings and Aragorn noticed kids kept saYing Supercalafragilisticxbaladoshis. Or something like that.

“Well this looks like a portal”Merry said “Just remember to tell your friends to ask for Merry Poppins”

“Ok thanks I will Mrs. Doubtfire!” Aragorn said

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Harry and Eragon were in the finder-member-thinger. *Ahem* anyway the first they decided they needed a new member but so they didn’t be racist they decided to only pick a girl.

The first woman to try out was Lilo from Lilo and Stitch.

“Hi”Lilo said

“Hello little girl”Eragon said

“Don’t call me little”!” She yelled

“Ohh she’s a feisty one” Harry said

“I hate you, you jerks!” She yelled and stormed out

The next person to try out was a fembot.


“Hello what are your strong points?” Harry asked

“Beep-boop- bo-bo bop” she said

“Hey wait a minute! That’s not a fembot thats Julia Roberts in disguise!!” Eragon screamed

“Hahahaha!” Julia said. And jumped across the table to try and kill the heroes!

“Cameron Diaz !” Harry yelled. Julia then froze and disappeared.

“That was awesome how did you do that!” Eragon exclaimed

“I just said someone who would probably hate her as much as she might have hated her” Harry explained

The next person to try out was another fembot.

“Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep” She said
“Hey wait thats obviously Big-Bird in disguise” Harry said

“Yeah that rectangular box that appears to be made out of metal is so Big-Bird” Eragon said
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“Should we kill him?” Harry asked

“No we don’t have to kill unless Jack is here, or else he takes our lunch money” Eragon said with despair

The next person to try out was Delilah.

“Hey wait you’ve already been in this story!” Harry said

“So have you” Del said

“She’s got you there” Eragon said

“Fine then what are you qualities?” Harry asked

“Well I’m the best Sword-Singer in the North and have beaten Dirttiger on some occasions” Del said

“Good enough for me! Your in!” Eragon said

“Great” Del said with joy

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Wiskers came out of the portal and realized he was at Nick’s house. It was dark and cloudy out so Wiskers ran to the door but it was closed. He went down to the barn and met a cat named “Beerkers”. Yeah I don’t know. Anywho Wiskers and Beerkers made a plan to assassinate a rabbit giving them trouble.

“....And you shoot him in the spine” Beerkers finished explaining

“But Nick might get mad” Wiskers said

“So what?” Beerkers asked

“Well the family isn’t happy with me as it is right now and Nick seems like the easiest to make happy so he will defend me when the other people get mad at me” Wiskers told him

“Don’t worry Nick won’t find out” Beerkers said

So they made their way down to the dump where the rabbit’s nest was.

“Ok get ready”Beerkers said

Wiskers stood on top of the hole.

“And.......Now!” Beerkers said while making a bunch of noise. The rabbit ran out and Wiskers grabbed him.

“Good job” Beerkers said” Now break his neck”

Just then Nick and Regal ran up and Nick said” No Wiskers! Don’t do it!”

Wiskers looked at Nick. Then at Beerkers who was grinning strangely. Then at the rabbit.

“Ok” Wiskers said and let the rabbit go “Hey Nick can you make me a portal to go see Aragorn and everyone else?” Wiskers asked

“I already made one” Nick said

“You did!? How!?” Wiskers asked a little more than surprised

“I made it with the thing that’s the answer to everything, legos!”
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Jack had finally found the place where he had guessed that Wiggles was. A deserted place where nobody ever went. Arbys. Jack walked inside the door and the smell started to make him sick.

“So you’ve found my hidden hideout” Wiggles said

“Well no one never would have looked here, hey you are getting more evil! Even your name is in fancy letters!” Jack discovered

“So did you come to kill me?” Wiggles asked

“No of course not; wait no! The other one! Of course I’m going to kill you!” Jack said and shot at him

Wiggles dodged the shots and threw a burger at Jack. It mostly missed but he swallowed a little.

“I...can’t....breathe...” Jack choked

Wiggles laughed as Jack choked. Soon Jack shook off and realized all of his guns and grenades were gone.

“Well Wiggles you forgot one thing” Jack said

“What, may I ask, is that?” Wiggles may asked

“I know that you are allergic to forks!” Jack yelled

“No thats actually not true” Wiggles said

“Well you may be right and I just realized I dropped my fork somewhere, but not my jar of dirt!” Jack exclaimed

“That won’t do anything either” Wiggles said

“Normally but this isn’t ordinary dirt, it’s napalm!” Jack smashed the jar on the ground and lit a match.

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Pendragon walked out of the portal and found out that he was in the digital world. He saw Tai and Agumon fighting some guy.

“Hello could you help me?” Pendragon asked

“Ack ban jigen-bomb!” Tai said

“What? Never mind” Pendragon said

“Malla halla!!” Tai said

“Wait what about halla?”

“Moo hi!” Tai yelled

Tai threw something at Pendragon and he saw that it was a digivice.

“Ok bye” Pendragon said

“No go!” Tai said

“What is your problem?” Pendragon asked

“Ack! Oh sorry I was choking, now anyway click that button and you will finally go home” Tai explained

“Excellent! Bye!”
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Eragon, Harry and Del went to the top of a tall building and saw The Tick.

“Hello Mr. Tick” Del said

“Hi friends” Tick said

“We need an assassin and we think you’d be perfect for the job” Harry explained

“Well I would be honored but I can’t leave my post” Tick said

“But you’ve been canceled for years and Jack killed all the normal criminals” Eragon pleaded

“Oh your right, where is my first job?” Tick asked

“Kill Lee Harvey Oswald” Del said

“Ok I’ll do it” Tick said

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The Tick was at an old warehouse where he heard reports of Lee Harvey Oswald hiding at.

“Hello is someone here?” Tick yelled out

“No” somebody yelled

“Ok bye!” Tick said

Tick walked down the street and saw that they were having the Macy’s Parade thing. On top of the giant balloon of a chicken he saw Lee.

“Stop fiend!” Tick yelled as he jumped on to the balloon

“Never!” Lee yelled

Lee shot at Tick but he missed and shot himself.

“Ok how does that happen?” Tick asked me

Ok just shut up Tick

“Fine!” Tick said angrily
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Wiskers came out of the portal and saw Pendragon, Harry, Eragon, Del, and Aragorn.

“Hurray the group is back together!” Pendragon shouted

“Except for Jack” Aragorn said sadly

Just then they saw a huge explosion out of the window of the mansion. It was at Arby’s.

“I knew their food was bad but....” Harry began

They all rushed over to the Arby’s and it was in a huge ball of fire.

“Must have had like a burger intern or something” Eragon said”Awaterspell!”

The fire went out and they walked inside. There was a portal closing and they assumed it was Wiggles .

“Well I assume Jack was here”Aragorn said

“Meow” Wiskers said

“How come?”Del asked

“Well explosion and fire?”

“Yeah your right”

“But I don’t see him anywhere” Harry said

“Maybe he’s hiding” Pendragon said

“I don’t think so, Bobby” Del said

“Booby!!!??” Aragorn exclaimed

“That’s right Strider” Del said
“Strider!??!” Harry exclaimed

“Well I don’t see him, lets go” Eragon said

“Meow” Wiskers said

“It’s still strange that Wiggles would just blow up a restaurant” Pendragon said

“Pendragon, remember? Arby’s?” Aragorn questioned

“Oh yeah!” Pendragon said

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Meanwhile in a dimension far, far away.......

“........So he’s dead?” someone said

“Yes Lord Giggles” Wiggles said

“Excellent”

“So now are you going to give me a dimension?” Wiggles asked hopefully

“Of course, I will give you the 25th dimension”

“Excellent, I can’t wait to see what happens when I kill all of the heroes!”

“What do you mean!?”

“When I kill the rest, you know Pendragon, Aragorn and all of them?”

“You said you killed them already!!!”

“No I said I killed Jack”

“You said you killed them all and only found one of the skeletons!!!”

“ Know I didn’t I told you I only brought Jack’s skeleton!”

“Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”


Giggles then made the 25th dimension blow up.

“Hey!” Wiggles yelled and threw a javelin at Giggles

Giggles laughed and stopped the javelin in mid-air.

“Well Wiggles, for your dishonor now you will perish!
Giggles than cast a spell which made Wiggles body fall apart into pieces.

“Well Piggles, Riggles and Diggles are you ready to kill the heroes?”

“Yes master” they said hypnotically

“Then go! Now!” Giggles commanded

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Back at the somehow re-built mansion

“It’s been 3 weeks and I still haven’t heard anything back from Jack” Harry said worriedly

“I still think he ate an Arby’s burger and the acids melted him” Del said

“That would have been so freaking awesome! Besides the him dying part” Pendragon said

“Meow” Aragorn said

“Ok if you do that again I will turn you into a cat permanently!” Harry yelled

“Where are Wiskers and Eragon?” Del asked

“Wiskers went to Wal-mart to get the groceries and Eragon is at O’Reilly’s “ Aragorn said

“Why is he constantly at O’Reilly’s lately?” Harry asked

“I heard they have free water at the one in this city” Aragorn said

Hey what is this city called?” Harry asked

“You’ve been living here for 18 years and you don’t know what this city is called?” Del asked

“Well I don’t get out much” Harry reasoned

“Where have we not been!!??” Aragorn yelled

“Oh probably millions of places”Del said

“Still anyone who hasn’t figured out the name of this city by now is a loser”Aragorn said

Yeah I agree with him anyone who hasn’t figured that out yet is an idiot. In case you haven’t figured that out they live in St.Louis. I mean they Jack said that in his short story!

“Oh yeah!” Harry said

“Where did Pendragon go?” Del asked

They heard a yelling noise and a banging noise and found out that there was a Tell Fatty in the kitchen that was trying to kill him.

“Freeze!” the Telly Fatty said and pulled out a knife”I’ll kill him!” and held it up to Pendragon’s neck

It seemed time slowed down when Wiskers and Eragon burst in. The Telly Fatty threw the knife at the and it hit Eragon in the chest. Wiskers then blew up the Telly Fatty’s head.

“No Eragon!” Pendragon yelled scrambling towards him

“Pendragon.....you idiot.... pull out the knife....and use your healing powers” Eragon said

“Oh yeah” Pendragon pulled out the knife and pressed his hands on the wound healing it up

“Ok how did a Telly Fatty get in?” Aragorn asked

“I don’t know but we need to be more careful” Harry said

“We need to find their base and kill them all when we get Jack back” Del said

Out near the Arby’s that had burned down a portal opened and 3 things that looked like Wiggles except were Red, Blue, and Black ran out.

“Woah what was that!?” Pendragon yelled

“I didn’t see anything”Eragon said

“But three things ran out that looked just like Wiggles” Pendragon explained

“You’re just imagining things!” Del said

“Meow” Wiskers agreed

“Come Harry you believe me!” Pendragon yelled

“Pendragon, don’t worry it was just you going crazy”Aragorn said

“I know something was there!!!” Pendragon yelled

“If it makes you happy I saw one” Harry said sarcastically

“Good”Pendragon said happily

“I was being sarcastic” Harry said

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“Ok now before we go to bed everyone search the house for any Telly Fattys” Del said

“I checked my room” Harry said

“Meow” Aragorn said

Pendragon then punched Aragorn in the eye.

“We’ve told you” Eragon said

“Meow!!” Wiskers said

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Near the middle of the night Pendragon woke up and went downstairs. And walked right into a Telly Fatty.

“FRIEND!” It shouted

Pendragon kicked it in the stomach and threw it into the garbage disposal.

“Gosh where do these keep coming from” he said to himself

He quietly opened the door and went outside.

“I know I saw something come out of a portal at Arby’s and I’m going to prove everyone wrong”

He turned around the corner and saw the burnt down Arby’s.

“It smells even worse than normal”

He was walking around the ashes and saw something. He bent down to pick it up and found out that it was a pistol.

“This looks a lot like Jacks”

He looked closer and he also saw what appeared to be a melted fork and used grenade .He looked under the counter of the Arby’s and something hidden under some ashes.

“What’s this?” he said while grabbing it. He pulled up a skeleton hand belonging to his friend Jack.

“ What!? No!! Jack!!!!!”

“Yes Pendragon” It was Giggles”I have killed your friend”

“Why?! How!!?”

“Well Jack threw a jar on the ground filled with napalm and lit a match exploding the whole building, It couldn’t kill Wiggles so it killed Jack”

“So now what? Are you going to kill me!?”

“No of course not, I’ll leave that to Piggles!” he walked away laughing as a shadow over took Pendragon.



Back at the mansion...

“Morning everyone!” Del said

“Hi” Harry said

“Guess what I bought” Del said

“Oh no not another weight loss pill, what is it with you and-“ Eragon began

“Hey!” Del said while slapping him “No I bought tickets to the spa”

“Ohh” they all groaned except Del. And Aragorn.

“Do I get beaten if I don’t go?” Harry asked

“Yes” Del said

“I love the spa I can’t wait to go!” Aragorn said enthusiastically

“You really have problems” Eragon said

“Meow” Wiskers said

“I’m kind of concerned with the fact that Jack and Pendragon have both been gone for a long time, we haven’t searched for them at all, and we haven’t heard anything from them” Harry said

“Shut up, Pansy!” Aragorn said

“Meow!” Wiskers yelled

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The Tick had heard of a renegade super hero that he had to stop. Most people hadn’t heard of him because he had such a strange power. ManMan. Our heroes had encountered him once before and he had some issues.

The Tick found him trying to scare some girl scouts by telling them ghost stories.

“...and then his wife walked through the door.......”

“...........”

“...........”

“So?”

“Did I mention she was dead?”

“No”

“Well she was, and then she hit her husband in the head with a golf club!”

“.............”

“.............”

“So?”

“Don’t you remember he went golfing a lot and it really bugged her”

“You said he went fishing!”

“Yeah well uhh.... well sometimes they ugh....damn it!”

“Stop evil doer!” Tick said to ManMan

“Who are you?” ManMan asked

“I am The Tick and I am her to make you stop telling bad scary stories!”

“You’ll never take me alive!” ManMan yelled

ManMan jumped up from the log he was sitting on and threw it at The Tick. The Tick grabbed the log and threw it back but ManMan was already gone.

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Our heroes (or at least my heroes) walked into the spa.

“Welcome! My name is Susan and I will have people with you soon!” she said

“Ma’am?” Eragon asked

“Yes”

“Well I know you’re not that perky so you don’t have to put on an act”

“Oh thank god” Susan said while pulling out a cigarette

So they all went off to do their own things out the spa. Wiskers however was a little confused and embarrassed. He didn’t like the sauna because with his fur it was really hot, the hot tub because he didn’t like hot water, the mud bath because he just got dry cleaned and the pool because there were too many people there. So while everyone else relaxed he went out exploring.

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He was looking in an alley when Lily came up to him.

“What’s up Wiskers?” She asked

“Oh not much everyone is at the spa so I left”

“Well Precious and Tuffy are here with me so we can all hang out”

“Cool”

They were walking out of the alley when a bobcat came out and stopped them.

“Hey house cats” he spat out

“Hi” Wiskers said and started to walk away

“Hey, Hey, Hey,... not so fast” he said “You do know that I’ve joined the villains and I’m about to kill you right?”

“Are you now?” Tuffy said while jumping down from the boxes and scratching the bobcat on his head.

“Hssssssssssss!!!!” It growled at him

Tuffy cut open the bobcat’s stomach as Precious came down and said “ Ok Tuffy you don’t have to prove yourself everywhere we go”

“I’m sorry Precious, I just get excited”

“Hey guys we were looking for you, want to hand out with us?” Lily asked

“No thanks Lily I’m busy right now” Precious Said

“And I just don’t want to” Tuffy said

“Ok then bye” Wiskers said

So Lily and Wiskers hung out the whole day. Catching birds and mice, watching movies, fighting, beating up rats that didn’t have the money...

“Well I had a lot of fun Lily” Wiskers said

“Me too”

“Well I better get going”

“Yeah me too it’s almost time for Nick to feed”

“I miss those days, but now I’m busy saving the world and whatnot”

“Oh by the way your mom had another set of kittens so she said for me to give you this button, and if you ever need help press it and they’ll come running”

“Ok thanks bye”

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